February 2012
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So, I tried to learn to play Scar Tissue on guitar…. I’m not sure why I thought this would work out…. Well, now all I’m left with sore fingertips and low self esteem. Sigh. I will never be as good as John Frusciante.
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If I won the lottery, the first thing I would do is buy new teeth. I fucking hate my teeth. Goddamn enamel hypoplasia! I just want normal teeth.
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“Emotion is a beautiful thing, even in its ugliest forms. I would rather awe at...”
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I wish I had more influence over people so I could start a cult. Does anybody want to join my cult and help me get followers? It’ll be sort of a social experiment.
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Most of the things I talk or think about can only be understood by myself and my dog. Possibly the internet. The internet knows all.
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But I don’t wanna become addicted to playing Civilization Revolution on my iPod. I wanna do other things with my life than get carpel tunnel while conquering France and Japan.
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I have to get my stupid fucking wisdom teeth removed. I was under the impression I would not have to. Fucking dentist. Ahhh, why is my dog barking?! Sorry, that just really startled me. It was extremely quiet until just now.
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If you’re a free spirit, does that mean everybody else’s spirits are imprisoned in some way?
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me: so what kind of music do you like?
person: i like dubstep
me:
person:
me: i said music..
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If my mum's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
If my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
If my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
If I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
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“The termites are chewing out my insides,
I am a tree soon to fall.
Perhaps if...”
– B.R. Quinn
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